This week, Queerty.com released a list of gay pornstar criminals, but it was far from complete. Since we’re as hungry for porn scandal as much as for cock, here’s the numerous other hot studs who’ve fucked other men for cash and ended up in jail. Take a look at Queety’s list, which is a decent start, and delve deeper into this sexy world of gay porn murder and mayhem.
In August, Cliff Jensen (above) was tossed in the slammer after his girlfriend Sienna Splash charged him with domestic abuse. She had a change of heart and dropped the charges, so Jensen walked out unscathed. It’d be pretty darn hard for us to give up that tattooed bod, too.
Former Fleshbot Nemesis Patrick Batemen was charged in 2004 at the age of 19 for sex with a minor, who was female. Once a gay-for-pay scuzbucket, always a gay-for-pay scuzbucket.
Add Robert Van Damme to the list of violence against women. He may have gotten paid to have sex with men, but he spent his time beating on his wife. She charged him with domestic violence, leading to time in the slammer.
Mark Dalton can’t seem to get himself, ahem, straight. After assaulting a female friend in 2004, Mark served 13 months of a 5 year prison sentence. In May 2007, he was re-arrested for Assault/Family violence and interfering with a 911 call. While he still occasionally pops up in porn slapping around some hungry bottom, Dalton really needs to get in control of slapping around the women in his life.
Then there are the murderers. In spring of 2010, cutie twink Damon Audigier was charged with stabbing an 18-year-old man to death. He should have stuck to stabbing asses with his cock.
In the sickest porn murder, Jason Andrews (aka Sean Cody’s Addison) and his female lover Amanda Logue were convicted in the premeditated murder of man who hired Logue to work a sex party. Earlier this year, they made a porn movie of their demonic adventure: “Natural Porn Killers.”
Then there’s the bizarre case of Dustin Michaels. After his girlfriend called the cops on him during a fight, he fled the police and swallowed a bag of pot. Sadly, after being tasered, he choked on the pot and died. Really shitty way to get high.
Lamebrain Jason Bruce beat-up a priest with a tire iron, later claiming he thought the man was a terrorist. Then he claimed he beat him because the man was trying to steal him wallet. Surely police didn’t buy either story, since terrorism and wallet-grabbing is unbecoming of a man of the cloth. An orange jumpsuit, however, suits this dweeb just fine.
Marcus Allen is sexy as fuck. Too bad he was charged with the premeditated murder of a man who paid Allen for sex, stealing $400,000 in the process. Since he doesn’t have parole, he’s more hardened criminal than hard cock. Maybe he’s had a come to Jesus since 2009.
Nikolay Petrov may have classic Armenian beauty, but he’s a classic douchebag for attacking an elderly couple for a few measly extra dollars in 2009. He was shipped back to Armenia to serve a 20 year sentence. Hopefully, he’s not putting that cock of his to use behind bars.
Just when you realize all the murderers are gay-for-pay, along comes Harlow Cuadra, convicted in 2009 to life in prison for killing Cobra Video founder Bryan Kochis. He wanted to make $1 million to star in a movie with Brent Corrigan, see, and when that wasn’t happening…murder! Along with a man named Joseph Kerekes, they even burned a house down! Gay porn drama is as epic as it gets!