Crushes on Straight Boys Are Dangerous to Your Health

We've all been there: totally in love with some hunky straight guy who's not at all interested in you. Here's another one, hairy, muscular and totally naked, but that doesn't mean he's gonna put out.

No, like all those straight boys you crush on, he just wants to lead you on to make you lust after him so he can feel good about himself. But at least he's just on your computer screen where he don't do you that much harm. Yes, as our friends at The Sword point out, BigZizzBack points out that he's a hetero, but he's one hot pile of hetero. With the muscles, hair, and just the right amount of beef, he's the football player with the tight end that we all lusted after. Oh damn, try as we might, we're in love with yet another straight boy.

·Me Jackin (xtube.com)