Thank You, Porn Internet, For Showing Us Our Future Gay Husband

Gay marriage is all the rage these days and the only thing that makes us sad is there is no one we want to gay marry. Well, that is until we saw this sexy, gap-toothed stud on XTube. We're getting down on one knee right now.

Our friends at DudeTube introduced us to their friend KronicusBurnicus and boy is he something. He's just perfect. He has a fit body without looking like he fusses too much at the gym, a handsome and masculine face, a big uncut dick that spills a copious load, and our name tattooed on his ass. Well, that hasn't happened yet, but we're sure once we meet him he'll ask us to go right to the tattoo parlor and get that needle working and then he'll move in and we'll fuck every damn night for the rest of our lives. That's just how things work on the internet, right?

·Rubbing One Out (xtube.com)