Zeb Atlas Breaks Personal Record: Sex with 3 Men in 1 Film

With muscle monster Zeb Atlas, when it rains it pours. The heterosexualist beast will soon release "The Boyfriend," a sexual oddity, er, odyssey where Zeb—brace yourself—does man-on-man lovemaking with three different guys in one film! Produced, written and directed by the triple threat, it shows Zeb at his most grandly delusional.

The plot follows the 'droided out behemoth as he dilly-dallies with Adam Killian, Christopher (Casey) Daniels and Skye Woods—each wishin' and hopin' to make Zeb their boyfriend. What self-respecting gay man would have this bogus fantasy? Zeb has a well-documented track record of avoiding full on mansex, until he finally deigned to stick his hardest muscle up Adam Killian's bum.

On his site, ZebAtlas.com, he's tossed his predominately gay male fans a bone as the strict top in some man-on-man buttfucking (which is more than Cody Cummings gives). Yet his eyes don't show passion as much as the resigned refrain of "money, money, money." Not even the storytelling magic of Steven Spielberg could make us believe the porno fantasy that Zebbie wants to munch on steak over fish, much less be boyfriends with a dude.

But...Zeb casts himself with sex maniacs Adam Killian and Christopher Daniels, both of whom could suck and fuck a dead maple tree and bring it back to orgasmic life. When the film debuts this Friday, we'll see what magic they work on human log Zeb. Can that convince us Zeb'll make a great boyfriend?

· Zeb Atlas is THE BOYFRIEND (thepremiereartists.com)