William Higgins, the great grandpappy of porn, has given us the steamiest, most erotic, most unforgettable porn scenes we’ve ever rubbed one out to. We certainly won’t forget this new scene, not for the sex, but for crazy ass jungle set.
How many poor stuffed leopard and tiger dolls were killed to make a place for Ivan Cakovsky and Michal Herak to fuck? Grandpa Higgins’ sexual creativity is endless, but he’s stuck in the remnants of ’80s chintz here. Perhaps he wanted to inspire some hot animal sex, but the queen inside of us is cocking our hips, looking over the rim of our eyeglasses, and tsk-tsking like Tim Gunn judging a fashion catastrophe.
Of course the classic Higgins sex studs make up for the animal print nightmare that swallows them. Michal’s spread ass cheeks make us want to pounce like a tiger and feast. Now that we think of it, maybe this wild jungle scene is better than the standard “on the couch” scenes we get everywhere else. That’s our William! He may be nuts, but he’s never generic.
· Ivan and Michal (williamhiggins.com)