This Is the Butchest Man on the Planet

Not only is he rough, gruff, and totally tough, but he's bald, bearded, muscular and hairy as a sorority girls tongue the day after a mixer with a Jewish frat. Oh, and he's smoking. And he burns his balls. There is nothing this guy does that isn't tough. God, we wish he would kick the shit out of us and force us to suck his dick. Now that is butch.

·Smoke and Stroke (xtube.com)