The Recent Nutty Naked New Zealand Rugby Match (With Video!)
Annually, a group of Kiwi ruggers called the Nude Blacks frolic about a field for a naked match. Hold your drool. Lucky spectators got a meaty eyeful during their July 22 game against a semi-clothed Fiji team. While we’ve seen plenty of naked rugby shots, these crank up the homoeroticism to unseen levels. But…what to make of the blind German referee?
The unclothed jocks flashed around Logan Park in Dunedin, New Zealand, drawing large crowds who shameless took photos and videos of the sweaty bodies. The boys started out the match with a traditional, testosterone-pumped warm up chant—the dudes spread their legs while wagging their easily excitable cocks (seriously!). Three cheers for these sporty exhibitionists, including the hunky team leader, who should immediately consider a career in gay porn. Watch the chant, along with some the match, by clicking here.
Interestingly, a blind German woman named Julie Woods refereed the match, as she’s been doing since 2004 at the special request of a former team captain. Our puzzlement at the impracticability of a blind referee was solved upon learning that folks on the sidelines guided her as to when she should blow the whistle, and that she identified penalty cards via Braille. Very cool!
Who won the match, we don’t know. We don’t really care. We only care about scoring these sexy photos, reminiscent of Greek gymnasiums, of Kiwi gods flashing and catching ball after ball.