The Human Centipede Is Real and Sexy

We always try to steer you clear of the “sponsored” videos on XTube, but when we saw this one we couldn’t resist. It’s the Human Centipede, but it’s not a horror movie. In fact, it’s kind of sexy.

For those who don’t know “The Human Centipede” is a really nasty movie about a mad man who connects three people mouth to ass so that they have to literally eat each others shit. Gross, but here the boys are all ass-to-mouth and it’s super sexy. Let’s try to rewrite this whole Human Centipede thing. Instead of thinking of nasty movies, think of dirty ones instead, so your dreams will be filled with hot twinks rimming each other and then fucking. That’s way better than nightmares about mad men, isn’t it?

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  • GayhawkAZ

    Dear God, Brian O’Brien, why would you write that?? :( Serious buzzkill and I can’t even watch the video now without seeing that…. :( (

  • sixteen_spiderwebs

    I concur with the above statements. Just mentioning that movie makes my stomach queesy and kills the sexy. :(

  • Jencendiary

    BRIAN. Noooo. I love twinks and rimming and twinks getting rimmed and all that. But once you make the Human Centipede connection, I cannot undo it. My ladyboner is killed. Send Viagra.