Bad puns aside, the rule of three remains staunch fact: Jokes work better in threes, famous people die in threes, and sex is mindblowing in threes. In celebration of the three day Memorial Weekend, we’re celebrating the threesome. Happy Memorial Day!
As you go out and try to land yourself a sailor or two, imagine the joys of two mouths all over you, six busy hands, three naked bodies. You’ve got an extra day, boys, to do your duty to the men who fight for our freedom.
Over at NextDoorBuddies.com, Spencer, James and Vance decide the best place for some action is a boxing ring. Why there? With the prolific content the website churns out, this must be the equivalent of holding a meeting in the janitor’s closet when all the conference rooms are booked.
Over at RearStable.com, the trio of Tommy, Jake and Dominik are schtupping in a warehouse on burlap sacks. Let’s hope they’ve moisturized, as that chafing can’t be good for the skin.
Antonio, Bruno and Michael create a trio of flavors we’d love in our salsa. Leave it to BangBangBoys.com to serve it up extra spicy.
Yes, yes, yes—Memorial Day is for those who have served to protect the American spirit, but we’re still going to celebrate sexy Brits. Thankfully we’ve gotten centuries past our revolutionary warfare with England, because there’s lots of peace we’d like to make with Reece, Justin and Sam of EnglishLads.com. We’ll have a side of Bangers and Mash during Monday’s Memorial Day barbeque, thankyouverymuch.