For all of you who didn't know, this weekend was supposed to be The Rapture, where all the faithful were taken up to heaven, leaving behind only a pile of clothes. But this guy is so faithful, only his clothes were taken by god!
And what does he do now that he was left divinely naked in his bed? Why he beats off and lifts his ass up to Jesus of course! Now that sounds like our idea of heaven!
·Raptured Clothes (xtube.com)