This Website Stretches the Limits of “Barely Legal”

Straight guys have their fetishes of Catholic schoolgirls in uniform and high school cheerleaders. We have very young twinks licking lollipops in rooms garishly decorated to look like a high schooler's. It's all creepily questioning the age of consent.

LollipopTwinks.com is clearly trying to create a fantasy of high school teens having sex, with the skittles colors you'd find on Nickelodeon and the magazine cut-out collage on the wall. While we're all for the skinny smooth boyishness of twinks, we like to know they are clearly legal. When they look like they possibly just finished their Algebra homework, we get all dirty inside just thinking about them sexually. Maybe if we lived in Europe, where the age of consent in several countries is 16, this would be okay. In America, will the cops bust in to haul us off? Let's look at how inappropriate the site gets.

• New Kids on the Block Comforter
• Pop Music Idol Posters (without frames)
• Justin Bieber Haircut

This room belongs to a 10-year-old. We're a tad off-put by the guys on here fucking.

• Hula Hoop
• Kiddie Drawings
• Stuffed Animal on Bed

This belongs to a 7-year old girl. Why are these boys here, one sporting body art worse than what's on the wall?

• Baby Milk Bottle

This cupcake with the the gelled up 'hawk is sipping a mini-milk bottle. It's like infantilism wrung through the decorative mind of an 8-year-old girl who dreams of being a pretty fairy princess. Lollipop Twinks: bringing sexy boys in settings that are uncomfortably too young.

· LollipopTwinks.com