Michael Lucas touts his skin flicks with all the bravado of a Michael Bay schlockbuster. His latest, “Assassin,” has been getting the five-start treatment by the porn provocateur, because nothing says “fuck me” like a man with a gun. Talks about homo-cide!
The man who brought up a film about fart sniffing and men in pantyhose now brings the sexy in committing murder. Lucas himself plays the the scary-ass assassin in a role we imagine isn’t too far off from his own demeanor. He looks like a natural scowling while pointing a gun. Still, the highly polished trailer glistens with the sexiness of a shiny, freshly shot pistol, smoke streaming from its barrel. The sex looks like it’s gonna be dangerously scorching—one scene has Rafael Alencar fucking Braxton Bond with a bottle of Jameson! We’ll take a glass on ice, please.
· Assassin (lucasentertainment.com)