Eyebrows May Mean Big Dicks and Hot Fucking

Eyebrows May Mean Big Dicks and Hot FuckingA part of men we seldom discuss are eyebrows. With all the other features on the body, who has time to discuss the two slabs of innocuous hair right above the eyes? Yet these furry friends can add the Grrrr to the tiger, or the flame to the fierce. Here’s our this week’s picks for the most interesting eyebrows in porn.

Johnny Torque (right) has got some serious man caterpillars going on. Thick and manly, they promise a good hefty plowing by that rock hard column towering out of his jock.

Eyebrows May Mean Big Dicks and Hot Fucking

Topher DiMaggio‘s sporting the “Jersey Shore” brow. They’re so perfectly aligned, one’s suspicious they have a daily appointment with the tweezers. Yet, the cleaned up look makes him all the more masculine. What a paradox!

Eyebrows May Mean Big Dicks and Hot Fucking

Brandon Bangs may seem like the all-American, laid back Boy Next Door, but those eyewigs have had some serious work done. Those arches would be the envy of every drag queen from the Village to the Castro. Bangs usually plays military men or jocks, but grrrrl, those raised brows are setting off fire alarms for fierceness. Werq it, Bangs!

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  • foolin06

    torque’s are a bit much for me…even with the umpire outfit.

    the other two can get it any day though.

  • quirkyqueer

    Ugh…manicured eyebrows, no matter how conservatively done, are an instant boner killer. If they’ve been fiddled with, it’s the first thing I notice and it’s done right then, right there. Gimme Colin Farrell’s lovely natural, neo-unibrow and widow’s peak over “shaped” brows, any day!