From the movie screen to the silver screen to the Broadway stage, this week’s celebrities are an embarrassment of riches. We’ve got a recording star and British royalty thrown in. Plus, a shot of perfectly plump cock. It’s a jackpot!
The trailer for “Beastly” has come out and opens up with shots of a perfectly gorgeous and perpetually shirtless Alex Pettyfer. This modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast looks heavy handed to us (Neil Patrick Harris, god love him, plays a blind man), and Pettyfer’s “ugly” state is pretty hideous. Not that any of that will deter us from ogling his hot bod.
Justin Long doesn’t immediately strike up as sexy. Look at the face he’s making. What a difference a hot body can make! This clip is from Going the Distance, that Drew Barrymore romantic comedy we’re sure you ran out to see. While we’ll skip the movie, we’ll gladly spray tan Justin anytime.
The internet was buzzing this week with these screen shots of Inception‘s Tom Hardy from a short film called Sergeant Slaughter, My Big Brother. Sounds kinky. The video of the trailer has since been pulled from YouTube because of copyrights. God bless whoever gave us these delicious screenshots.
More Tom Hard-on, I mean, Hardy.
Prince William, what are you doing on that boat? Anyway, this shot of the groom-to-be was supposedly taken in 2006, but has only surfaced now. Although some naysayers criticize his supposed paunch, we think his body’s just fine…because it’ll one day be king. Ya can’t get sexier than that!
Also making the rounds this week are shots of Glee‘s prettyboi Chord Overstreet looking like a real life Scrumdiddlyumptious bar. Can we pause on admiring his ripped muscles for a second and ask, what kind of name is Chord? Isn’t that a noun? Did he change his name to a musical notation to sound as much like a Glee Club kid as possible?
Speaking of singers, meet Gavin Creel. Those of you familiar with Broadway have probably seen him as leading man in a handful of stage shows. He recently starred in a musical called Prometheus Bound. While not a household name yet, his body should be posted in every household as a work of art. I mean, look at it and try not to salivate.
Speaking of Broadway, here’s a video from the film Howl of Aaron Tveit (currently in the new musical Catch Me If You Can) shirtless in bed making out with wannabe rebel without a cause James Franco. The first half of the clip is Franco in bed with Jon Prescott, then we get to Aaron. We’re not sure which of the two, Aaron or Franco, we envy more. The fly on the wall camerawork makes it all seem so real, and oh, so hot.
Last and least is Chris Brown. After smashing a chair in the window of “Good Morning, America” and storming off in snit, he took off his shirt. From penis shot to this nonsense, Brown can’t seem to stay out of the news. He’s a loser, but he’s shirtless!