Well, Spartacus doesn’t, but Crixus does. Gay gladiator Barca barks at him, “Let’s see what’s between your legs.” In this week’s episode of “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena,” we get gay kissing, a cock grab, and a ton of peen.
Well, Spartacus doesn’t, but Crixus does. Gay gladiator Barca barks at him, “Let’s see what’s between your legs.” In this week’s episode of “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena,” we get gay kissing, a cock grab, and a ton of peen.The episode is called “Paterfamilias,” which we’ll interpret as Roman leather daddies getting familiar. After Barca defeats Crixus in a training match (clip above), Barca caresses the defeated’s chest and grabs his bulging loincloth. We couldn’t help but grab our bulging Diesel jeans. Barca wasn’t kiddin’ when he wanted to know what was between them chiseled gams. Thank Jupiter for Crixus’s ass cheeks, always bulging out from his loincloth’s bottom like a hootchy-mama’s booty in her daisy dukes. Can last summer’s male short-shorts trend go this short?
Barca loves ignoring workplace sexual harassment policies. After groping Crixus, he pushes about his hunky new loverboy, a fellow gladiator, before pinning him against the wall for some tongue-on-tongue. There’s nothing like being sweaty and musky after bloodshed that gets the hormones raging. Sadly, the duo face what the Romans called coitus interruptus upon learning their lovely pet pigeons have been killed and cooked for din-din. Wrath ensues. Even in ancient times, don’t you dare cross a queen and her precious pets.
In this episode’s hottest moment, Barca finally sets his two man hungry eyes on Crixus’s one-eyed monster. In the gladiator’s bathhouse (always our favorite location for a scene on this show), Barca’s loverboy learns he’s to battle Crixus in the arena. Helpful gladiators push up a full-frontal nude Crixus so Barca and loverboy can get a good look. In cable TV’s most glorious example of cinematic composition, we see Barca’s creamy butt, Crixus’s yummy, meaty dick, and a random gladiator’s pretty plump pee-pee all in a single shot.
After gazing upon the god-kissed cock of Crixus, it’s easy to know who we want to win in the arena’s battle of the bulge. Here’s hoping the prize is more full-frontal male nekkidness next week!
·“Spartacus: Gods of the Arena” (starz.com)
