What’s gayer than two buff, shirtless men cozying up next to one another in the sauna? This Doritos commercial! If the other Superbowl ads are half as gay as this then we might have to watch this game.
Actually, nevermind. You couldn’t get us to sit down for 2+ hours of football if Randy Blue suddenly struck it rich and decided to buy up all the Superbowl commercial spots and the FCC so they could play straight up hardcore gay porn throughout the entire thing. We’ll just wait until the next day to catch the rest of the commercials on the Internet like every other pop culture obsessed, athletically disinclined homosexual in America. We are, however, pretty happy to see that advertisers aren’t afraid of tackling gay themes this year. Although if they were really progressive, then there’d be a XXX red band version of this commercial already on the way.
· WATCH: Doritos Ramps Up the Homoerotics for the Super Bowl (rodonline.typepad.com)