Amateur Porn’s Hippest Director’s New Films Are Twice as Hot, Twice as Cool
From the beginning The Black Spark’s videos have been mostly dark and lit with LED lights in a style that was like the horniest rave party of all time. He put up two new movies yesterday and both are quite different. They are bathed in the light of an early morning—the sober kind when you wake up with a lover, not the messy kind when you’ve been up all night having an orgy. The latest is called “Dance In My Heart Now,” and it introduces us to Seven Spark, a slightly dorky (in a hot way) super hero whose super power is dance. His power also seems to be getting two loads right in the mouth before shooting all over himself. While it might be less gloomy that other pictures, it’s still as well-shot, original, and boner-popping as anything the Spark has put out to date.
The other movie is “Sunday Faith.” Unlike every other porn movie in the whole world, it starts out with the cumshot and then fills in the rest. It’s a story of two boys who are in love and spending time in bed together. They’re so faithful that when they’re apart, they even beat off on webcam together. Ah, love in the modern age. We kid, but the thing really is sweet, and seems to be a Valentine to someone named “Michael.” Whoever he is, he’s one lucky gentleman.