After Christmas, Santa Transforms Into Cute Hipster With Thick Dick

December 27, 2010
CALAMITOUS

You'd think he and Mrs. Claus would head for the Bahamas, but after each Christmas Santa grabs an elf, uses his residual Christmas magic to turn them both into sexy hipsters, and starts fondling. East Village Boys has pics!

Santa Claus has spent the last 400 years staying on top of the hottest trends in children's toys, so we're not terribly surprised to find that he's a pretty hip guy. We just didn't know he was this hip. With the earring and the washed out white background (i.e. faux-Terry Richardson aesthetic), it looks like Santa's been sneaking a few copies of Interview Magazine between naughty and nice reports. Of course, all of this is just a bitchy way of saying: whoa, these dudes are hot. We've seen a lot of sexy Santas this year, but this Christmas day gift from East Village Boys takes the cake when it comes to Christmas-themed smut. We love it when East Village Boys puts a little more "fag" in their artfag photography. Be sure to check out the rest of their shoot.