Our Favorite Military Porno-Flicks

Did you hear? The congressional repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell basically died in the Senate yesterday. Here's a selection of our favorite military-themed porn movies to aid in the grieving process and get you primed for your next protest.

Don't Ask, Just Fuck This Raging Stallion film brought together some of this year's biggest names for a hardcore military fuck fest the likes of which we've never seen before. There's a lot to love about this film, sex bomb underwear model/pornstar D.O. is especially, heartbreakingly sexy here. But it's Tommy Defendi who really steals the show. It was here that we first caught a glimpse of Defendi's radical transformation from clean-cut twink to grizzly, full-blown otter, and his opening scene topping Rusty Stevens is not to be missed.

Call To Arms This 1996 Plain Wrapped classic exchanges their usual chains and dungeons aesthetic for some hardcore army action. There's a scene involving hairy hunk Frank Sylvano and a two-foot long dildo that puts today's freakiest Xtube amateurs to shame. This film takes the intense power dynamics of the BDSM scene and funnels that energy into sexy army discipline. Do we love it? SIR, YES, SIR!

Armed Services This DVD from the Club Inferno imprint of the Hot House Backroom catalogue is about as kinky as they come. Massive muscle hunk Tyler Saint puts in an excellent performance fisting tattooed stud James Aaron. Is this what our conservative oppressors are imagining will be happening all the time once gays are allowed to be out and proud in the military? They should be so lucky.

Trained To Obey Before the Peters Twins double-handedly rocked our entire concept of social norms and cultural taboo with their incestuous run on Bel Ami, the Visconti Triplets were making us uncomfortably aroused just by being near each other in their porn movies. "Trained to Obey" features the super sexy, nearly identical brothers bottoming on camera for the first time.

Folsom Maneuvers Titan Media has always been the best when it comes to filming raunchy hardcore action in the great outdoors, and this military shoot takes all of the dirtiest aspects of roughin' it in the woods and combines them with the dirtiest aspects of army life to amazing effect. Watching muscle gods Tony Buff and Adam Knox wrestle each other in the dirt and mud might be as electrifying as watching them fuck the hell out of each other. But then again, those two really do fuck the hell out of each other.