With the veritable barrage of sexiness we’ve seen this year, there’s a lot to be thankful for. Honestly, this list could go on forever, but here are the ten very sexiest things that we’re just so, so grateful for.
Arty Pornstars: We’re so thankful for those few pornstars who also happen to be pretentious hipsters with great taste. Whether they’re decorating their penises or making zombie porn, they sure do keep our smut interesting!
Redheads: Thank you, God, for making a sort of human that is both rare and beautiful—and in the case of Kennedy Carter and James Jameson, also incredibly macho.
Shirtless Celebrities: We’ll be back next week with your Shirtless Celebrity Round-Up, but for now, we’d like to give a hearty thank you to sexy famous people for taking their shirts off for the camera every once in a while. And we’re not the only ones giving thanks for this.
Tops: We know that everyone really wants to be a bottom, but no one could without the hard work of these individuals. Really, they’re all givers.
Male Models: We will never fully get over the fact that there are people out there who are paid to be beautiful. Still, we’re glad that we have the fashion industry to capture that one percentile of genetic freaks with perfect looks and perfect bodies and put them to work titillating the masses.
The Return of the Gay Porn Miniseries: Between amateurs like David-SF, professionals like “Golden Gate,” and promotional material like “Cocktails,” we are in the new golden age of serial porn programming.
“Spartacus”: We watch a lot of television, but there is no finer hour than the cock-baring period piece “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” We’re sad it’s production has been delayed due to star Andy Whitfield’s cancer, but we’re thankful that there will be even more flesh in the near future.
Fur: From Arpad’s chest to Effron’s chin, it’s been a great year for the ruggedly hairy and masculine man. Now that winter is seemingly here to stay, we’re especially thankful for all the woolly, scratchy warmth we’ll be getting (or fantasizing about getting, anyway) from body hair in the months to come.
Soccer Players: We’d never given a shit about The World Cup before this past summer, but now we see what all the hoopla is about. Nobody cares about a bunch of young athletes kicking a ball around for a few hours, we just like ogling their insanely hot bodies. Thank you, soccer players. Especially you, Cristiano.
Amateurs: A sincere thank you to every regular Joe out there who picked up a camera to make a jerk off clip, a hardcore video, or even just a naked self portrait with an iPhone and shared it with the universe. You make every day a little brighter—and hornier.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!