There’s a big holiday tomorrow and no matter what the commercials say, it ain’t Christmas. Looking for that last minute dish to round out the perfect Thanksgiving menu? Look no further! Guys With iPhones are tasty and chock-full of protein.
Yes, we’re sure you queens think you have a perfect Thanksgiving dinner all planned out—replete with your organic turkeys, your sage infused wild rice with slivered almonds, and a shit ton of booze (what holiday would be complete without it?). But we bet you forgot to pick up a few cans of Guys With iPhones, the tasty dish that’ll keep the whole family smiling, even your bitch of a grandmother. Check out some of our favorite flavors, or head over to the GWiP website to sample something even fresher (instructions below):
Go to Guys with iPhones and find a picture of a guy you love and save it on your desk top. On this post, click on on the little white box below that says “Share” next to it. When you do, you’ll see two little icons in the bottom left hand corner of the box. Click on the one on the left that looks like two blue windows. That will let you upload a picture to the comments. Select the picture you want everyone to see and click on “Share.” Congrats, you have successfully submitted a picture to the comments.
You don’t even have to say anything, just leave a picture, but if you’d like to leave a comment along with the image, feel free. Now get to work.
Careful with those pecs, you might break a tooth!
We’ll take those perfect abs with some ice cream on the side.
Remember that a few decorative flourishes will spice up any meal.
Even grandma can’t turn down a big helping of Dean Monroe.
Nothing like a cute boy with a faux hawk the rev up your appetite.
His sassy attitude will add a little kick to even the blandest dish.
Or how about a furry chest for some added texture?
Don’t eat the glasses. They’re made of glass.
A perfect “sex-v” for a perfect dinner.
Or you can always skip right to the main course.