When Will Jason Get One In the Bun?

Meet Jason. He's cute as a button—a button with the tightest ass you've ever seen. Now that Jason's dipped his toe in the gay porn pool, how long before he dives in for hardcore? Our patented system has answers!

· Jason Ryes Busts A Nut (collegedudes247.com)

Jason is a strapping young man who comes to College Dudes 247 all way from Holland! Holland, Michigan. This alone is a recipe for repressed homosexuality. Toss in the pre-pubescent perfection of his shaved chest and you've got yourself: +50
But we'll admit, he puts on damn good straight boy voice in that interview: -15

Aw, he hunches his shoulders over like a shy, slightly dandified 19th century schoolboy—some poor kid who's tutor probably fucks him between the thighs so that they might emulate the ancient Greeks. Reading too much into this? Us? Noooo: +37
And yet as for the masturbation—no moaning, no nipple play, no nothing: -45

Well, nothing except this. Boy pops that booty like a pro!: +25
Yes, it is possible that the director just posed him like that, but we choose to have faith: -10

Besides, the director didn't loosen up his asshole! (Well, probably not.):+78
Seriously, this is just too beautiful not to get a dick shoved in it: + another 10, just for good luck.

This guy would be the lowest maintenance bottom ever. Right before he orgasms he quietly says, "I'm about to come," and then does so, without any fuss, all into one easy to clean spot on his leg: +100
But then: -100 because wishing for a good thing doesn't make it so.