Kidding! Guys With iPhones definitely know what’s what when it comes to politics. You should have seen them at the polls yesterday—waving signs around, watching the polls, and photographing themselves in every available reflective surface.
Did you vote yesterday? Guys With iPhones would just love to be fucked, married, or killed by you, but they wouldn’t touch anyone who didn’t do his or her part for the democratic process. Exceptions of course will be made for our international readers, immigrants, visitors, felons, and the lazy and/or apathetic. And as always, if you don’t like these boys and their tough political stances, you can always head to the Guys With iPhones website to post some moderates of your own.
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Eagerly awaiting the reign of our Chinese economic overlords.
Samuel Colt is surprisingly conservative.
Like any good cocktease he would only give mysterious, winking answers on his exit poll.
A big dick for bi-partisanship.
That haircut may say fiscal conservative, but that chest is pure anarchy.
This man is way too hot for someone who listed “social security” as their most important issue.
Puts the “party” in the “tea party.”
Moving to Canada immediately.
Exercised his right to vote like he exercises his abs. Fuckin hard.
“I can stay on my mom’s health insurance, right?”

