Kidding! Guys With iPhones definitely know what’s what when it comes to politics. You should have seen them at the polls yesterday—waving signs around, watching the polls, and photographing themselves in every available reflective surface.
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Eagerly awaiting the reign of our Chinese economic overlords.
Samuel Colt is surprisingly conservative.
Like any good cocktease he would only give mysterious, winking answers on his exit poll.
A big dick for bi-partisanship.
That haircut may say fiscal conservative, but that chest is pure anarchy.
This man is way too hot for someone who listed “social security” as their most important issue.
Puts the “party” in the “tea party.”
Moving to Canada immediately.
Exercised his right to vote like he exercises his abs. Fuckin hard.
“I can stay on my mom’s health insurance, right?”