The expository dialogue in this thing takes up maybe two minutes of film. Maybe. But we still found our heads spinning from the weirdly meta premise of the latest from cocksure men, and that made the fucking even hotter.
Here’s the premise: In “Breaking Bed,” reality/gay porn/straight-for-pay/gay again star Steve Daigle and furry otter hotty Trent Locke play themselves. However, they live in an alternate universe where they are boyfriends and Steve Daigle still works as a pornstar. The scene opens with an exhausted Daigle crawling into bed after a long shoot with pornstar Brady Jensen. Steve’s too tired to fuck, but Trent demands sex and, obviously, gets his way. Do you see what’s happening here? Steve Daigle the character just got off the set of a Cocksure Men scene that he taped months ago and is now having sex with his boyfriend but that sex is actually a new Cocksure Men scene. Fucking trippy!
And how’s the sex? We wish that it was a little more bizarre to match the uncanny opening premise, but we’re more than happy to settle for Steve Daigle’s fantastic bottoming skills and Trent Locke’s hotness. We feel like every time we see Trent Locke he’s getting furrier and furrier, which is a great look for him. And when Daigle first plops down on Locke’s dick, one immediately gets the sense that this is a man who’s really missed bottoming. Who cares if he’s doing it in a film that may have just single-handedly shattered our feeble grasp on reality?