Homotrophy has this series of amazing high definition shots of hot athletes diving. Such a fantastic display of human athleticism and all we can think is, “damn, we could get into some amazing sex positions if only we could fly.”
Don’t get us wrong, we are dutifully impressed by the amazing amount of skill on display in these images. But tell us you wouldn’t float on up to #1 and enjoy a good doggy style tête à tête if you could. Taken by various photographers at various events and competitions, they really exhibit the grace and power of the human body (except for #5; #5 is just funny and hot). Of course, these photos also do a pretty good job of show off how incredibly fucking sexy swimmers are. The speedo may be the best way of providing maximum aerodynamicism while keeping your junk from flopping all over the place, but it was clearly invented by a gay man for other, entirely indecent purposes.