Oh Thank God Yes: Naked Pictures Of Tom Hardy

Oh Thank God Yes: Naked Pictures Of Tom HardyYou most likely know Tom Hardy as the absurdly hot (possibly bisexual) British dude from “Inception” with the infinitely pillowy lips. But before he was Eames he was a hot young model/actor with a propensity for exhibitionism.

Oh Thank God Yes: Naked Pictures Of Tom HardyThat’s right, before he played the debonair rogue who delivered that “you musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling” line in “Inception’s” trailer, he was a Slutty McSlutmuffin with a pretty wild patch of pubic hair. In these pictures, Tom’s got the sort of confident glint in his eye that you only really get from being attractive and having a comfortably large flaccid penis. Be sure to click here to check out a shower scene he did with Lawrence Fox, professional hot British actor we’ve never heard of. Sure the scene is less “steamy gay sex” and more “soldiers being tortured with freezing cold water and forcibly rectally examined.” It’s gritty! And we’re just so glad to have film actors who are brave enough to take on roles that require this kind of commitment and dedication so that we take screen caps of their naked cocks and make them our desktop backgrounds. Comme ça:

Oh Thank God Yes: Naked Pictures Of Tom Hardy

Ah, the power of cinema.

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  • magnets

    Best Jezebel crosspost ever

  • The HZA.

    I’ll be in my bunk.
    Forever.

  • BellaBellini

    I’m still hunting for my bisexual boy play thing. So I think Tom look perfect for the job. Yummy.

  • Sailor Ripley

    oh my goodness. amazing.

  • TrueWords

    His lips are hypnotic…

  • Gingerlyyours rarely bothers coming here these days

    Sweet baby Jebus…

  • shoujobot

    He was also Bronson, and pretty fucking scary lookin’.

  • cinnamonpants

    As someone already mentioned below..Bronson. Amazing movie with full frontal nudity starring yours truly above.

  • muchdrama

    +2 for Bronson. And Hardy was a delightful dandy in ‘Inception’. I’m really happy he’s the next Mad Max.