Alan Ball, you dirty old queen! Last night’s episode of True Blood took this season’s homoerotic wish-fulfillment quotient to all new heights. Check out this clip of Skarsgard’s character, Eric Northman kissing and… penetrating the Vampire King of Mississippi’s boyfriend.
Unfortunately for us, the penetration in this scene is less of the classic penis-in-butt variety and more along the lines of [SPOILER ALERT!] wooden-stake-into-withered-unbeating-vampire-heart style. We guess that “True Blood’s” slow transformation from vampire action-drama to full-blown pornography isn’t yet entirely complete. Oh well, it’s not like we can’t masturbate to obvious metaphors. And besides, judging from the look on that poor vamp’s face just before Skarsgard’s character takes him out, we’d say there’s not much of a difference between getting stabbed through the heart and getting fucked by Eric Northman’s massive vampire dong.
