Here’s your chance. Dominic Ford is casting a game show entitled “So You Think You Can Fuck.” Get it? It’s like “So You Think You Can Dance” but somehow not quite as gay, and they’re taking applications until August 9th!
The show will be hosted by muscle stud Matthew Rush and will take place over the course of 5 episodes. Each week, a contestant randomly chooses his partner and setting (they use something called a Wheel of Porntune) and is then given a few minutes to put together a mind-blowing hardcore scene. The audience will vote each week to determine the best performance.
If you are at all inclined to do porn and you’ve got a decent body and no political aspirations holding you back then please, jump on this shit. Apparently, the winner gets tons of prizes including a photoshoot in a “national magazine” (they neglect to mention which one) and guaranteed future work with Dominic Ford. And even if you don’t win, you still get paid for competing. Sounds like a win-win to us.
· Apply to be a contestant (soyouthinkyoucanfuck.net)