‘Jersey Score’ Is the Straightest Gay Porn Movie We’ve Ever Seen

Jet Set rushed their newest porn parody onto the DVD market after a rash of mainstream attention. We know why everyone is talking about it, because this is the funniest, hetero-est gay movie we've ever seen.

First of all the movie, directed by Chris Steele, is hilarious. It's a bunch of actors (mostly gay-for-pay) playing straight guidos who just happen to be into sex. Unlike the gay market, the straight porn world is currently obsessed (or more obsessed than usual) with turning every sitcom, reality show, and movie into a porn parody. This is inherently fun and funny and adds an extra dimension of comedy into something that so often takes itself seriously. Also, the styling and interaction (which we assume was partially ad libbed) really makes them seem even straighter than usual. Just watching the guys horse around and flex for each other is a captivating look into the straight guy world that most gays never get to be a part of. We usually don't really get off on gay-for-pay guys, but if you're going along with the fantasy of dudes just playing around, well, this is a real treat.

It doesn't hurt that Dean Coxx, who stars in two scenes, is fucking miraculous to behold. If you're into muscle studs, he has just about the perfect body. When giving it to Andrew Blue in the first scene, he's a little reserved, but he really gets rough and vocal on Derrick Vinyard in the finale. There's also a crushingly hot threeway where Josh Logan and Kevin Cavalli take turns pounding Trent Diesel's ass and talking shit while they do it. Yes, there is tons of hot action to keep you working your bone, but it's your funny bone that is going to be thanking you for watching the gay world's welcome foray into straight satire.

·Buy "Jersey Score" (jetsetmen.com)