Our favorite humpy gladiator spent most of the most recent episode of “Sparatacus: Blood and Sand” suffering through a fever dream. What did he see? Gorgeous men parading in the nude laughing at him. That sounds just like our dreams!
Seriously, all these delusions, and really the fever itself is a result of Spartacus being forced to kill his butt buddy Varro last episode. He is so wracked with guilt that he can’t care for the gash in his side, which becomes infected and he falls into the thrall of a high temperature. He comes out of it, of course, armed with the knowledge that his master, Batiatus, killed his wife. Things are going to get interesting.
Before he fell ill we had our customary scene with Spartacus and his gang of gladiators relaxing in the baths. It features our new favorite duo, Duro and Agron, the German brothers who we hope will play a big part in episodes to come, and will show off their dicks sooner than later. Everyone is bitching about the lineup of the games against Pompeii, especially Crixus, but when Spartacus is laid up, he gets to take his spot as the headlining attraction at the games and is victorious, returning him to form. The final battle between him and Spartacus looms!
·“Spartacus: Blood and Sand” (starz.com)