Because Spartacus pleased the gods with his victory in the ring last week, it rained for the entire episode. What does that mean? Lots of dripping wet manflesh running around on our TV screens. Please, don’t give them towels!
Here’s Spartacus and his boyfriend Varro near the end of the episode of “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” This isn’t the first time we saw them standing next to each other talking in the rain and each time it happened we wish we were laying on the ground with our mouth open, catching all the drops to fall off their sweat-soaked bodies! And they worked up plenty of sweat this week with a nasty orgy scene. It was full of boobs though, so we’re going to spare you, but if you can handle it, our colleaguess on the straight side of Fleshbot preserved it for you.
The sad part of the episode is that gay gladiator Barca (SPOILER ALERT) is dead. That’s right. He and his boytoy Pietros tried to buy their freedom with the proceeds of a wager Barca made, but they got trapped in a plot by Ashur who figured out a way to get Barca killed instead of paying him the huge sum of money he owed him. It was like a Guy de Maupassant short story with the ironic twist ending, but with way more heaving pecks and slutty slaveboys. That means no more boy-on-boy buttfucking. Well, maybe Varro will adopt Pietros and give him the rodgering he deserves. To commemorate their relationship, here is them kissing and making nice before the whole thing fell to shit.