After You’ve Lost on Reality TV, the Only Place for You Is Porn

October 2, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Just ask Marco Rivera, he spent some time on the tube trying to win a nice lady's heart. Now he's giving a nice lady his hardon for Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. We're not complaining about the career trajectory!

Rivera was better known as "Rico," one of the also-rans on VH1's "I Love New York." He didn't end up with the lady in the end, but he did end up with just enough notoriety to be a get in the gay porn world. We don't get to see him do another guy yet, though. (Sorry, boys!) But if this guy is willing to go on VH1 and do porn, you know that he's an attention hog. We bet if Jake Cruise, who owns SG4GE, ponies up enough cash, he'll be able to caress this man's impressive musculature in no time. We're no Jake Cruise fan, but we would certainly watch that...actually, we'd love to see New York strap on a dildo and hate fuck him, but the porn gods don't deliver like that very often.