Slick It Up, the line of spandex fashion gear designed by our friend David Mason, is changing the way people have sex, or at least what they wear while doing it. Get ready for the Cobra, his craziest invention yet.
As you can see, it’s an asymmetrical thong. Yeah, we thought that our ample junk would fall out of it in a jiffy, but Mr. Mason ensures us on his blog that you can run and jump in it and not worry about having a wardrobe malfunction. However, our guess is, if you’re showing this off to someone else, you’re not going to mind your snake coming out for a charmer. But damn, getting a boner in this thing might this thing snap like a rubber band. We’re willing to take that risk.
This is also Slick It Up’s first heterosexual model and their first Latin model, so they’re breaking all sorts of taboos. If you can’t get enough of the gear, be sure to check it out in “Darkroom” an upcoming movie by Mustang that features all the actors wearing the clothes. We’re not sure how Mason is doing it, but he’s single-handedly changing the dirty gay uniform.
· Slick It Up (slickitup.com)