There Aren’t Enough Semen Puns to do “Port of Entry” Justice

When we got to the bottom of the porn pile last night, we were ecstatic to find "Port of Entry" one of the best movies we've seen in some time and based on our favorite film ever. Jizz ahoy!

"Port of Entry" came out way back in June, but for some strange reason we finally got around to watching this vaguely sailor-themed video. It is based on "Querelle" the 1982 Fassbinder movie about a humpy sailor and his sexual exploits. If you haven't seen it, go watch it now. Well, right after you finish buying "Port of Entry."

Director Tony Dimarco shows that you can do as much with mood, lighting, sets, and wardrobe as you can with hot action. Well, the action here is still plenty hot (sadly no threeway/group action) but its only heightened by the atmosphere. Walking Work of Art Logan McCree is dressed as a hooded gypsy before he goes a-flip fucking with sexy newcomer David V. The final scene with coverboy David Taylor and Bruno Bond, in suit and tie drag, is sufficiently scorching, and it's awesome to see a huge, smooth, tattooed hunk like Taylor take on little ball of muscle fur Bond.

Our favorite though (from this and "Querelle") is the sailor/leatherman duo of Tristan and Zack Jamison (pictured at the top), neither of whom we'd seen before, but two we won't soon be forgeting. Zack rough fucks the grunting Tristan in a number of great positions, especially ones that highlight this bottoms killer abs. For a minute, they almost got me to stop thinking about "Querelle" star Brad Davis (R.I.P.), the only person who could have made this hotter.

The DVD also comes with several j/o scenes and cast interviews, showing, once again, that Raging Stallion is the best company for bonuses. It also comes with a whole entire other movie, "Hard at Work," which we didn't have the, um, inspriation to watch yet. So, if you want a great double feature, get yourself "Querelle," "Port of Entry," and a huge bottle of lube. Your seamen will love it.