Tebow is a quarterback (that’s a position, kind of like missionary) for the University of Florida Gators, and the gentlemen’s magazine has a whole fat article about him. We were distracted by the pictures, but we picked up something about his being a conservative Christian and wanting to make it to the NFL and blah blah blah. This kid is hot, so we’ll watch him play with balls. However, we might have to hate fuck him until he stops proselytizing. Think that would work?
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