Great, This Going To Give Rise To A Whole New Fetish

We know plenty of people into speedos and thongs and zentai but this is something entirely different and, well, kinda gross.

Michael Musto found these crazy photos of swimsuits that were made to accommodate erections. We don't know quite where he found them or where you can buy one, but they are going to be huge on Fire Island. Now you can show off your package and fashion sense at the same time!

And while we're all for creative self impression, we just don't find anything appealing about an engorged member covered in a layer of damp, sandy fabric. And then, once you're all hard in your spandex cockring, how do you get off? Cumming in this contraption just seems yucky and extricating yourself from the apparatus seems like you might snap a tendon.

Thanks, but we're going to stick to exposing ourselves to passersby through the fly of our board shorts.

·Swimwear for the Aroused (blogs.villagevoice.com via Jezebel)