Arpad Miklos Conquers Pussy Victoriously

August 4, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

In what may be the world's first recorded instance of a straight-for-pay scene, out-and-proud ass fucker (and Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductee) Arpad Miklos fucked a girl on camera. We don't know whether to be petrified or hard.

The scene goes live on this Friday on the self-explanatory site Straight Guys for Gay Eyes. However, this time it's a gay guy for gay eyes, but he's still fucking a lady. Our very handsome source from SG4GE told us that Arpad expressed interest in doing one straight scene in his career, and they happily obliged him. He also said that Mr. Miklos' scene partner said it was some of the best sex she ever had and wanted another chance to perform with him. She didn't even know he was gay!

Contrary to gay urban legend, eating pussy did not make Arpad's head burst into flames or make him forget the lyrics to every show tune he has memorized. Oh, the final report we got from our tipster is that Arpad didn't need gay porn to get hard or get off or anything, he used a little something called imagination. That should be a lesson to all you gay-for-pay actors next time you think you can put a straight porn magazine on a bottom's back.