We Really Need To Move To San Francisco

July 28, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Is it us or does it seem like just about every weekend the home of Rice-a-Roni is having some sort of street festival where men cavort about naked? This weekend it was "Up Your Alley," and, yes, we have pictures.

Our San Fran friends tell us that this is like the dirty version of Folsom, and thousands of fags come out in their leather to walk around in the street and grope each other. Of course, since it is in the city by the bay and it was a gay event, there were scads of pornstars (like Samuel Colt and Tony Aziz above) just wandering around. For Christsake, even the poster for the event is ridiculous hot. Don't get us wrong, we love New York and we love living in the city that never sleeps, but maybe we should try being the city that doesn't sleep on Sunday afternoon but gets up, puts on a pair of chaps and walks around in public. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it?