Man Of The Year #345 Has Scary Photoshopped Eyes

In the endless parade of Men of the Year, suited-up Brit hunk site MenAtPlay.com has chosen theirs. Meet Levi, the hunk who's hot out of his 501 Blues. But can someone turn down the brightness of those baby blues?

Levi Poulter, who once modeled for A&F and porned it up with Fleshbot Crush Object Marco Blaze, is the new official cock, er, face of MenAtPlay. He does a bunch of stuff for them like... pose, have sex, smile. It's a grueling title.

But this peen is a work of art.

Tons of photos are on Levi's official site. The design is unsexy, but the man himself more than makes up for the lack of style. You can even see more nudie pictures... if you pay. Can't any of these sites show us the goods without debating between credit card, online check, one-time only or recurring fee?

Beautiful Mag recently interviewed Levi. This publication knows just what to ask to make us fall in love with a model...

What do you wear in bed?
Levi: Nothing.

Do you like to cuddle?
Levi: Sometimes. Depends when. I like to when its cold, but otherwise I get too hot… lol.

What is your favorite sexual position?
Levi: I'm glad you asked. I like to be suspended from a series of…. oh…. you probably mean top or bottom ☺ I am happy doing any of it as long as I'm on bottom, lol.

Do you have a boyfriend?
Levi: Yeah… I can't seem to shake him.

Dammit. Of course he has a boyfriend. We aren't LOL-ing anymore.

· Levi Poulter Wins MenAtPlay Model Search (queerclick.com)