His ads have spread over porn sites like staph. His alliterative moniker pops up in blogs now and then. He swelters with raw manliness. BUT this narcissist hasn’t kissed, sucked or fucked another guy. Do we like Cody Cummings?
Cody is clearly marketing his tight, built self for gay male eyes. Now, the fantasy of landing the hunky het is one thing, but by extension, that het will eventually test out the male on male waters further. Not CC. Any thing we’ve seen is:
1) Him
2) Him, a Chick
3) Him, a Chick, Some Poor Dude Looking Like a Third Wheel
4) Him, Some Dude Who’s Practically Invisible
What the fuck is Cody’s prob? The ladies get lots of his lovin’ attention, but the guys are treated like worthless crap, and not in a hot master-slave BDSM way. He’s a nightmarishly selfish lover, not lifting a finger to please a man. He can barely bring himself to touch or look at them. If he’s marketing himself to us, the least this dickwad can do is pretend he likes us. He’s hot, yet totally, absolutely not.
Whatevs with the “but I’d straight” argument. Play with us, or go do lady flicks.
He should pull a page from Tommy D, who screws guys and gals with equal sexual relish.
Darling Reader, what do you think of CC?
· Cody’s Boring Ass, Patronizing Site (codycummings.com)
