That’s because the world’s most beautiful men, Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig, will be starring in a play together…on Broadway…as cops! Is this what God gave the gays to make up for California ruling to discriminate against us?
The two action heroes are going to star in a new play called “A Steady Rain,” where they play a pair of police officers whose relationship is strained when they respond to a domestic disturbance call. In the second act, they get naked and butt fuck. Just kidding, God doesn’t love the gays that much!
Now the theater beat isn’t our usual thing, but in gay circles these tickets are going to be even more in demand than the last bump of tina at a circuit party. Some bloggers are already making bad photoshop collages and writing slash fiction about the show. Man, this shit is going to be bigger than Erik Rhodes after 10 cycles of steroids! Oh, and next year at the Tonys, instead of voting for who takes the Best Actor trophy, can we just have them mud wrestle for it?
· Jackman, Craig to Take B’Way By Storm (nypost.com)