We’ve spent enough time asking and telling with servicemembers to know a few things: Army boys are closet cases, Navy guys are screaming queens, and Marines all love to take it in the ass.
This is by no means a scientific poll, but it’s true. Look no further than this video, where a macho top finally gets his turn to ream the shit out of one of the few and the proud (and by proud, we don’t mean out and proud, but they might as well be waving around rainbow flags at their regimen). Sure, all the armed forces look the same without their uniforms and when the lives are off, but only a Marine would want to be punished by a huge dick. Just as Rod Barry. He has the used asshole and Semper Fi tattoo to prove this is right! We can’t wait until they repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell” just so it will be that much easier to find who wants to sit on our bayonette.
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·My Turn to Fuck the Marine Boy (xtube.com)