Diesel Washington Goes Straight At Escort Awards!

March 23, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Don't worry, silly, we're just fooling. That's just Shequeda, the drag queen who hosted Rentboy.com's Hookie Awards this weekend in New York, and boy, was it porn-tastic.

See, we don't get to ogle adult video stars as much as those in San Fran and LA, so any occassion to have them in our graces is much appreciated. While this was actually an awards show for escorts, not pornstars, there was plenty of overlap. Sadly, we mostly got to see the New York stars that we're used to. Diesel Washington presented the award for Best Kink escort, which he won last year, and was one of the few to actually disrobe on stage. Always dapper Cory Koons, thanked his German mother for the help in the backside department when accepting for Best Ass, but wimped out on showing the goods to the crowd.

Michael Lucas presented the Best Pornstar Escort trophy to Nick Capra. Fleshbot Crush Object Lifetime Hall of Fame Inductee Arpad Miklos walked away with the statue for Sexiest Escort (his boyfriend told us he'd been voting as often as he could for weeks, now that's love!) and Barrett Long won for Biggest Dick (shocking!) but again, after some taunted, refused to show his schlong on stage. Same with Rafael Alencar, who won for Best Top. That's kind of what the night was like. We were promised stars and sex and naughtiness, but we got more of that in the cab ride on the way home than at the show (and, yes, we paid for it). Oh well, anything for our pornstars!