Wolf Hudson Is Trying To Singlehandedly Destroy Democracy

On this hallowed day when we swear our first black president into office, Wolf Hudson is trying to ruin our very way of life with the oldest trick in the book: buying votes.

Yes, Hudson took to YouTube to convince all his fans to vote for him to be the cohost of the Grabbys in Chicago this year. As we told you, this year the adult awards ceremony is letting fans email in their nominations for the porn star who will cohost along with ChiChi LaRue and Honey West. Hudson is trying to hijack the voting process by bribing everyone into nominating him. If he wins, his fans will get quite the pay off, which he hilariously details in his little campaign video here. Well, we’re sorry Mr. Hudson, our vote can not be bought (we already voted for our boyfriend Ricky Sinz anyway) but if you end up winning, we’re going to claim we voted for you so that we can take our payoff. After all, this wouldn’t be the first time that our ballot box got stuffed.

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  • Anonymous

    Ah, I love Wolf Hudson. Lol at the 1-800-Teabag.

    He doesn’t get my vote, though, until he promises to SING “I Wanna Teabag You” whilst teabaggin’ me:

  • wolfhudson

    LOL I PROMISE to sing “I Wanna Teabag You”. Now vote. :) Thank you.

  • CaliGuy510

    I voted for you Wolf, I didn’t even need to watch the video. I just said ‘why not’ and went and voted.

  • wolfhudson

    Thank you very much CaliGay510. That its very awesome of you. :)

  • Anonymous

    I’m not familiar with Mr. Hudson’s work, but I have to support anyone with that much ambition. And its funny, but I never get tired of hearing people say “tea bag”. You have my vote sir.