It’s Like Putting Lipstick On A Penis

It's finally Halloween, also known as Gay Christmas. We're sure that some of you will be taking your tops off and going out as "sexy centurions" or "sexy superheroes" or "sexy guys-who-won't-give-us-the-time-of-day," while others will be shutting the porch light out to avoid all the neighborhood kids and settling in for some man candy. Well, if you want to check out something scary tonight, check out the Sword's list of spooky porn. Even scarier are the Halloweenies our friends at Unzipped magazine cooked up. What are Halloweenies? Cocks in costumes like Frankenstein, a pirate, and Sarah Palin (the same costume being worn by every uncreative woman and drag queen in these great United States). Consider us terrified.

· Our 10 Favorite Spooky Pornos (thesword.com)
· Halloweenies (unzipped.net)