August 6, 2008 | 7 Comments

Pre-Olympic J/O Special: The Bromance Of Mutual Masturbation

Pre-Olympic J/O Special: The Bromance Of Mutual MasturbationYears from now, some descendant of Alfred Kinsey may explain why two allegedly straight young men would sit side-by-side and masturbate, their erect cocks poking through the fronts of their baggy boxers, until they both stood and shot copious loads onto matching white handtowels. Perhaps they did it “For the ladys”, as their title implies, because, in their words, “they was horny”? Or perhaps, given the timing, these sensitive yet horned up souls did it in honor of the Beijing Olympics as their smutty homage to synchronized swimming? In which case we’d have to take some points off for the lack of synchronicity—but they’d earn those points right back based on the size of their sports equipment alone. Check out the video below to see what we mean.. . . Click to view • “For the ladys” via Xtube

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  • Anonymous

    This video’s already been deleted from xtube :-(

  • Jonnobot

    Hmm – seems to be working fine for us …

  • Richard

    Yup, totally works here, yo.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Shades of Y tu mama tambien, & also, the possibly real, probably mythic, circle-jerk tales shared at high-schools across the land. In my case, though, — & now, I never participated; I wasn’t cool enough to be permitted to masturbate communally with the other males — our school’s elite jackers preferred finished on toasted bread, rather than towels.

    /& already, i say too much
    //got in trouble once, already, for mentioning this

  • Anonymous

    Sooooooo glad I’m not a lady.

  • Anonymous

    They are straight guys.. cmon! masturbation among male peers is normal and part of their sexuaaaal development. Does not follow that they are gays.. that’s the art of being a real man taken advantaged by others who have not enjoyed a part of their life. We do this with my brothers and friends almost every weeeeeek..

  • Anonymous

    The link doesn’t work.