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Usually we'd use this space to make some crack about Suite703.com's decision to give its adorable new exclusive model a name like Tommy Defendi, since it strikes us more as a confusing hybrid between a Turkish honorific and an 80s arcade game than ... well, an adorable new exclusive model. But one look at those dreamy eyes and tasty tool and all our criticism and hoity-toity Wikipedia references just melt away. So in the end, we guess it really doesn't matter what name he goes by. (And just think—they could've called him something really silly like Tommy DeBoxer instead!) Click thumbnail for gallery.

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• "Tommy Defendi is Suite703.com's newest exclusive" (forum.suite703.com)