By Richard X., 11:15 AM on Wed Jul 16 2008, 2,492 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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If only Samantha Stevens were around, Rich Pacheco might've been foiled! Unfortunately, Samantha is a fictional character, so Pacheco's call to the Greenburgh, New York Police Department was answered, and two naked guys—one of whom is was a principal at the Sacred Heart School for the Arts in Mount Vernon, NY—were arrested on charges of public lewdness, trespassing, and disorderly conduct. And somehow, it all started with a Manhunt hookup! See what Fox News had to say about the whole shenanigans after the jump.

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• "A Catholic school teacher was busted for having a sexual tryst in a public park." (sic) (myfoxny.com, via LoHud.com and LoHud.com]