By Jonnobot, 12:50 PM on Tue Jul 15 2008, 8,053 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Oh hello, new COLT Man Jasper Van Dean. It's nice to see you finally making the transition to porn, especially considering how much we loved your performance in "Starship Troopers" all those years ago. And you totally look like you've packed on some serious muscle since the last time we tuned in to "I Married A Princess"! Oh, what's that you say? Wrong actor? Never mind then. Still nice to see you anyway. (More Casper Jasper after the jump.)

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• Photos courtesy COLT Studio Group (coltstudiogroup.com)
• Jasper Van Dean in "Minute Man 31: Hangin' Out" (DVD info @ coltstudio.com)