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Remember how Amazon used to sell CDs and books and not much else? Now they sell everything under the sun, like clothes and baby strollers and luggage and powder for your balls: "Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks ... A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits." Which all sounds (and smells!) pretty sweet, but what the hell is "bat wing" syndrome? (amazon.com, via BoingBoing)